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Bad news, guys: ABC has canceled the show Hank.

I haven’t totally caught up on Hank yet, I’m still on episode three but I have a whole bunch DVRed and I keep trying to avoid having it spoiled for me, and my co-workers are always like “hey, let’s all talk about that crazy twist on last night’s Hank!” and I’m like “no!!!! I’m still a couple episodes behind don’t spoil it for meeeeee!!!!” and I dive behind desks with my fingers in my ears going “la la la la!” so I can watch the DVRed Hank episodes and enjoy the gripping twists and turns and comedy without knowing what’s going to happen.

Who knows WHERE they could’ve taken the plot in Seasons 6, 7, 8 — I’m guessing space — but now, we’ll never know. Damn network television — first they axe the massive cult hit Back To You, and now THIS shocker! I’m boycotting television forever.

I’m still positive ABC would’ve had a lot more success if they had used my idea for the show:

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-11-11/video-seth-macfarlane-presents-fat-dad-thing-that-shouldnt-talk-talking/

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Without re-treading over old Seth MacFarlane trashing ground (that dude’s practically achieved a Bush level of “ok, we GET it already, please complain about someone else”), the following Collegehumor video is just about the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen.

And that right-wing anteater is so clueless OMG!!!!!

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-11-11/cirque-du-soleil-planning-michael-jackson-show-may-also-literally-pee-on-his-grave/

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As we correctly predicted (not that it was difficult), the movie This Is It will not, in fact, mark the end of post-death Michael Jackson catalog exploitation.

Want to hear the MJ music you love, only infinitely more expensive and with a bunch of weird golden sh*t happening? Get ready for a Michael Jackson Cirque du Soleil show!!!

The show is still in its extremely preliminary stages, so it’ll give the executors of Jackson’s estate more than enough time to practice their speeches about how charging ambivalent tourists $500 to watch two French wizards high five with their d*cks on a trapeze while “Beat It” plays is the perfect way to honor Jackson’s legacy.

40] Supernatural 5x8: "Changing Channel"

more HERE at mydearheart

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THERE ARE NO SPOILERS IN THIS POST. PROMISE.

The pain of having to wait a couple of week’s for a brand new episode of Glee while hordes of people who spit on the ground Glee walks on — namely, baseball fans — reveled in their playoff glory. Wednesday nights were filled with fanciful, rhythmic pacing, back and forth down a rhinestoned runway, thumbs twiddling betwixt our fingerless leather gloves. For fans of musical theater and/or steaming giant blocks of cheese, it was a painfully long hiatus. But tonight, folks, GLEE IS BACK. And believe it or not, it is better. than. ever.

How do we know? Fox was kind enough to send over a needle-full of heroin — sorry, we meant, the new episode screener for “Wheels” — which was carried over to my DVD player like the newborn baby in Children of Men. It was one of the few times I watched an episode of Glee without having seen any of the preview clips, and after all is said and done, I’m happy I didn’t. The element of surprise really adds to the overall enjoyment, and in the future, I will be chaining up my arms and legs before clicking play for any of their preview songs.

If the title is any (and every) indication, it is the first episode of the season to focus on one of the backgroundish characters. Namely, Artie and his Wheelchair. But “Wheels” is about so much more. In fact, it might be the first episode ever where various storylines weave between each other with ease, where more than just a small handful of the people we love get their fair shake of screentime. We spend time with Kurt and his father, a mechanic who used to host the show Nickelodeon “Guts.” Quinn’s baby storyline is advanced in a very satisfying way, replete with plenty of gratuitous Puck moments. And Will and Sue go through their usual motions, this time, with a twist. Even Principal Figgins gets his moment in the sun. And while there aren’t too many musical numbers, the ones we are given are glorious (including the finale, which is so cute as to be almost Japanese.) And the best part?

MR. SCHUESTER DOESN’T RAP. Not once. Not for a second. Did the petition work?

The episode was only 43 minutes long, but felt more like a Glee feature film. And, yes, there are moments in it that are super cheesy cheese from space, and things that would never, ever happen in real life, but isn’t that the reason we tune in? To laugh, to cringe, and — in the case of this episode — to cry? Don’t believe me now, but tonight, when you cry, remember to also think “Michelle told you so.”

If you have never seen Glee, and want to know what the fuss is about, watch tonight’s episode. And when it ends, if you still feel like it’s not for you, a. reevaluate your life and b. there’s nothing else we can really do for you. Watch those DVR’d episodes of “The Globe Succession” or whatever it’s called.

And if you’re already a fan… well, then, there is really no need to encourage you, is there?

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-11-11/the-michael-jackson-seance-will-deeply-move-you-to-believe-that-these-are-the-worlds-dumbest-people/

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Some people will tell you that seances are archaic wastes of time that no rational humans on this side of 1800 should ever spend one second partaking in, as their continued existence makes mankind as a whole embarrassingly dumber.

Try telling that to the guy in this clip, though, who cannot help but break down into tears because he’s talking to the actual ghost of Michael Jackson. Wouldn’t you??

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Every now and again, an e-mail lands into our “tips” hotline which piques our interest. This is one of those messages. JR over at the hilarious (albeit NSFW) website Homoshame writes the following:

Dear Best Week Ever,

On Saturday night, I dragged two of my best friends and my boyfriend to see “Oy Vey! My Son Is Gay” in Los Angeles. I was inspired to take the journey thanks to Michelle Collins’ post about the film. I thought, “This movie could take terrible to a whole new awesome level!”

Actually, the movie took terrible to a whole new terrible level. Characters’ motivations changed from scene to scene. Lanie Kazan just did a poor-man’s imitation of Michael Myers’ Linda Richmond shtick in every scene. And shockingly, Carmen Electra was probably the least offensive part of the movie (no really). My boyfriend accurately assessed that the flick was “a hate crime against comedy.”

After the movie, in the lobby of the theater, I grabbed the “Oy Vey! My Son Is Gay” postcard/flyer. I flipped it over and saw something awesome. Please see the attached photos.

-JR

So just what did JR find on the back of this postcard? Oh, no big deal really…

That’s right, readers. Bestweekever.tv has now joined the esteemed ranks of Orcasound Features Magazine and, yes, Canadian National TV (points for vagueness), with a quote that will almost certainly end my career. “Oy Vey! My Son Is Gay Features Most Talented Cast of Actors Ever Assembled For a Film” — Michelle (long inhale) Collins (5 minute sigh). Note, by the way, that the people printing this card couldn’t even get “Lainie Kazan“’s name spelled correctly.

But I ain’t mad. After all, finally someone has taken my ramblings on the internet seriously enough so as to print it on a glossy postcard. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to head over to Laemmle’s to pick me up a stackful so that my grandchildren may one day know that I was once a somebody.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-11-11/video-jon-gosselin-latest-celeb-to-attempt-really-really-light-self-parody/

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Move over, Britney Spears’ Top Ten List, cause Jon Gosselin is jumping on the “look at my amazingly self-aware sense of humor” celebrity bandwagon with his own really, really light self-parody video on Funny Or Die. We all thought he was a total douchebag but he’s not cause you see he’s aware that he wears earrings! I’m sold.

In response, Kate will really rip into herself by posting a video of her saying “I am sometimes not great!” and gently hitting herself with a feather:

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-11-11/the-james-francos-general-hospital-promo-is-upon-us/

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When word broke that pretty boy actor James Franco was going to temporarily join the cast of General Hospital, we thought daytime television would be the perfect match for Franco’s dopey, perma-high, tiny-eyed skills. But the preview for his debut on November 20 is anything but tiny-eyed. In fact, we dare you to sit through this HIGHLY DRAMATIC minute of murder and intrigue without your eyeballs plain poppin’ out ya head.

Franco, sporting the preferred hairstyle of every bad guy in the movie Passenger 57, actually fits in quite nicely amongst the Fuddrucker’s Window of Man Meats that is the General Hospital cast. Though I think we can all agree after watching this that “Mad World”’s chill-inducing quotient is now on the same level as the Chili’s Baby Back Rib theme song.

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Eagle-eyed reader Adam Cooper of the Cooperific blog has brought to our attention a throwaway cameo on this week’s hilarious Curb Your Enthusiasm episode. In it, Larry David finds himself in a dilemma when, while trying on pants at Banana Republic, the fire alarm goes off. Forced to leave his pants inside, he flees the store with the other customers.

But whoa boy. Hold on a moment. There. In the lumberjack beard… that man. He looks like a man I once knew on film. Why, stop us if you’ve heard this before, but is that Ben Affleck shopping at Banana Republic on Curb Your Enthusiasm?

Indeed. It is. We’re kind of liking the Nicholson neck beard he’s rocking. But we wonder: Was Affleck just coincidentally at Banana/in the area the day they were taping? Or did he have to audition for the role? Either way, as Affleck usually does: Nailed it.

Name: You’re The Best Friend I Ever Had
Media: Video
Fandom: Gilmore Girls
Rating: PG
Pairing: None.
Spoilers: Erm, up to the end of season 6, since I haven’t seen season 7 XD
Video story: And I'll be there through the good times, and the bad, and we'll be there for each other, cause you're the best friend I've ever had.
Music: Michelle Branch – I’ll Always Be Right There
Author's Note: This is for the 'Parent' prompt in my vid_the_grid prompt table, which can be found HERE.

Watch in high def!

Here @ bassair.

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• A judge is currently reviewing a Jennifer Lopez 1997 sex tape to determine whether or not it can legally be released. He is also masturbating.
• Lawyer John Branca and music executive John McClain were named the executors of Michael Jackson’s estate. Said McClain, “With all due respect to the family, yippee ki yay motherf*ckers!!!!”
• Aaron Carter was voted off Dancing With The Stars last night, calling it a “great experience.” He added, “hopefully I got far enough to now release another album without having to go on a crappier reality show first.”
• John Voight confirms he has reconciled with Angelina Jolie. Apparently, she’s not as good at holding a Baby Geniuses 2 grudge quite like the rest of us.
• And finally, congrats to the highly awesome short film “ShadowBoxing” for winning Best Animation at the Big Apple Film Festival. If this doesn’t end up before a Pixar movie at some point, I’m gonna start my own animation studio and call it PicksCzar. And definitely succeed.

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November 11th, 2009: Here is some exciting news that Laura the Zoologist sent to me! Do you have something gross lying around your house? Of course you do. Well, it turns out that you can now get a free scanning electron micrograph of ANYTHING. Fill out a form, send in your object sample, and they'll post the result on their site! Guys we all have to do this! – Ryan